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Ellis knew three things: one, he loved "Miss" Jo Harvelle; two, he was going to marry her in a few weeks or months, and third, and he can't stress that one enough, she was a huntress and he wasn't. Not for lack of qualifications if surviving both the Green Flu and her brief stint as a vampire, but the mechanic knew very little about his fiancee's ( Read more... )

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[comes back all gored up but smilin']
[clicks his gun, aims juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right...]
Bein' an experiment's not too bad. [Four Horsemen!verse]
-----> Yew neglected som' important details.
-----> A promise is a promise.
-----> Yew don' bullshit yer elders, a'right?
[changing Jack's oil, fixin' SUV engine] [Brokenverse]
Whut is, ma'am?
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An' tha's why Man invented th' car.
Lesson learned: No touching electricity.
...No. Git.
One wish: Chicago Typewriter.
So why do y'all Northerners assume I'm jus' stupid?
George Romero tops
All o' th' above don' get hit by cars for eatin' too much
[Polishing Gnome Chompski for later purposes.]

That's a strange lookin' Witch there.
Yew makin' a maze house?
Most beautiful thing you've ever seen? A 1968 Chevy Camaro.
I don't doubt it fer a second.
Yew wanna try?
[Cooking something for the other survivors...]
[Working, whistling a very particular song]

You a clean' lady now, Nick?
[Hit head HARD, can't remember much]
How th' hell did ya get up there?
Quality zombie-killin' music righ' there!
Witches...instillin' the fear of God.